Squad Profile: Dave W

In other, less gifted tournaments the hot-shot footballers compete for the golden boot. For the Atlantic Isles, Dave W won the equivalent; the plastic stiletto. Dave won this for his scintillating finish during the tournament, skilfully putting the ball in the net with his classy touch and positioning. Only problem was, it was in the wrong goal.

All we need to know now is who will seize the prize for best marksman in the 2010 tournament.